Using only SONG NAMES from ONE artist/band, cleverly answer these questions.

Artist/Band: Mindless Self Indulgence

What gender are you: Bitches

Describe yourself: If only I didn’t wanna f the ones who don’t wanna f me

How do you feel: Royally Fucked

Describe where you currently live: This isn’t good

Your best friend is: Tight

Your favorite colour is: Money

If your life was a television show what would it be called: Issues

What is life to you: It gets worse

What is the best advice you have to give: Cake

If you could change your name, what would you change it to: Molly

(Source: alltimelowcentral, via pupa-panromantic)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via rogueofstars)

oreoofficial:

hearing your voice through a recording

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monetizeyourcat:

the best part about the inevitable chaos caused by hussie posting the final homestuck update is going to be people who weren’t visibly homestucks coming out of the woodwork to talk about it. talking and acting as though we were homestucks all along. you wake up one morning and we all have fucking shipping grids. your phone rings and you pick up and your fucking grandma is going to talk to you about rosemary. welcome to hellstuck

(via aobawilliams)

clothing adjustments that need to happen

merlsemrys:

runningbox11:

• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

pockets

(via radicalravenclaw)