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yo im blake and this is my blog. i post dumb stuff but also cool stuff. if you wanna be fronds shoot me a message and i will love you five ever.

bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

the-deducting-demigod:

thehomosexuals:

genderpopo:

nextyearsgirl:

radjustice:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

thehomosexuals:

Don’t fuck with me

This is great. You were very mature and explicit, as well as helpful in the ways that you could be. I don’t think you could have handled this any better than you did. 4 for you, Glen Coco.

I wish I could have stood up for myself in this way when I was a teenager

Sheroes.

Threatening suicide to get what you want isn’t “borderline” abusive, it is abusive.

Men who do this have a very high risk of murdering whomever they’re trying to guilt trip when the guilt trip eventually stops working.

ironically hes joked about killing me before

That’s terrifying

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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(Source: parkermurdock)

meeshyarts:

Some new halloween shirts for this year + 1 old spoopy.

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2 Spoopy: Unisex || Tank

Lookin’ Cute, Feelin’ Spooky: Unisex || Tank || Baseball 

Lazy Spider Costume: Unisex || Tank || Baseball Tee

Deep Down Inside We Are All Spoopy Skeletons: Orange Tank || Tank || Baseball Tee

Let’s Get Sheet Faced: Unisex || Tank || Baseball Tee

Trick or Treating Till I Die : Unisex || Tank || Long Sleeved Raglan

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

lychgate:

i drew some comics today about some things that happened when i was a kid

homestuckfluffcanons:

Even though Meulin knows how to read lips, if she’s talking to someone who speaks especially quickly or incoherently then Kurloz will help interpret for her

Suggested by makaramore

So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
Me: Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas)

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

puniper:

U N L E A S H  T H E  B E E S

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.